• Parent: Can you get me _____, do you know where it is?
  • Me: Yes, I've been living in this house my whole life, I know where we keep _____. I'm not stupid.
  • Parent:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Where is it?
  • Misha haters: Misha Collins is arrogant and doesn't care about his fans at all.
  • Misha Collins: *says on multiple occasions he doesn't feel he deserves his fans*
  • Misha Collins: *hands out coffee to hundreds of people who have been waiting in line for hours*
  • Misha Collins: *takes pictures with fans while out with his family even though he is under no obligation to do so*
  • Misha Collins: *sends a book to a fan who is too poor to buy her own*

jesliey:

ultrafunnypictures:

This fucking language I swear to God

But did you know that, in referrence to the word “that” that that that that that one guy was referring to was not that that that that other guy was referring to

mycroftly:

to everyone else also finding out their GCSE results tomorrow

My oc in her perfect body, and how she is now uwu

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate)

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

lokineedshugs:

demontadark:

cupcake-kills:

thatbritishlass:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

image

WAIT WHAT HOW BIG ARE MOOSE? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE THE SIZE OF HORSES

No, Moose can be FUCKING HUGE. Like super scary huge.

#slightly afraid of moose now

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A HANNIBAL POST

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